Today is considered Renewal Day and the 45th birthday of everyone’s favorite male Italian pornstar, Rocco Siffredi.
Renewal Day is described as a day of rejuvenation to different facets of one’s life including relationships and life goals. For example, I plan on updating this blog more often and getting in touch with high school friends.
Rocco Siffredi, as I would imagine is a man who doesn’t live with frayed relationships. He enjoys his profession, travels the world (mostly Budapest) and has sex with more European women than I’ve had hot dinners. His whole life is seen as a renewal, which is why I may have discovered the origin of this insightful day. If anything, I’m certainly sure that his smartphone is full of so many numbers that he has to eschew some lesser and fruitless relationships for more beneficial ones.
For example: Delete: Me. Add: Nacho Vidal’s Xbox Live Gamertag.
I’m not saying that I’m lesser than a mere online gaming avatar, but I’d imagine that Rocco and Nacho would have much more to discuss.
His life is probably filled with such grandeur that even such a mundane event as chip eating must be like Saturday evening in Ibiza. Oh wait…
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